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August 28 2017

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clinicallymoi:

This is the only reason I want to watch Skam


Submission from @photogenicsoul

starsshinedarkly77:

deanprincesster:

deanprincesster:

professor is 6 mins late to first class ayyyy

so ten minutes after class was supposed to start someone throws a book at the whiteboard and everyone goes silent as this guy in a baseball cap leaps over his desk to the front of the room and says “I guess we can start class now. we’re gonna start by talking about my favorite subject: me”

my professor is a really young dude and disguised himself as a student

Power play of the century???

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gamgee:

i love this clickbait ad thats straight up calling out owen wilson for war crimes

benepla:

taylorswiftforpresident2016:

SHE DELETED ALL HER POSTS BECAUSE SHE WAS DELETING HER REPUTATION BECAUSE THIS ALBUM IS RECREATING HOW THE WORLD SEES HER 

me after getting in a huge tumblr fight about homestuck ships after someone pulls receipts on me and I have to make an album to cover it up

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thegetdown:

Paris Jackson at the 2017 VMA’s

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liberalsarecool:

Great hashtag.

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cryptlld:

hewwo?! HEWWO??!?!!

I think it's time we systematically oppress killing stalking fans

know-your-paradoxes:

lesdienne:

gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you’re one of them

nate-tm:

generaladmissions:

cobaltdays:

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.

fuckin me

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tylerjoxeph:

whenever i come online

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August 08 2017

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kropotkhristian:

taxloopholes:

electoralcollege:

taxloopholes:

politicians killing millions of people overseas and in their own countries: not violent. acceptable. more people should vote.

people fighting back, even peacefully: violent. unacceptable. we need more militarized police and propaganda.

Remember that “peaceful protest,” coming from the mouths of authorities, always means “a quiet and passive gathering on the side of the road.”

Also, die-ins by disabled people protesting a healthcare bill is apparently ‘way too far’. That’s about as peaceful as you can get.

They just straight up want zero opposition at all.

“They just straight up want zero opposition at all”

Remember when Colin Kaepernick literally just kneeled down and the right-wing freaked the fuck out? Zero opposition is exactly what they want.

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6qubed:

crystalsoulslayer:

alphahoennomega:

klubbhead:

electricbreeze:

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

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